Tech Support Team

Dear Tech Support Team:

Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 5.0 to Wife 1.0.
I soon noticed that the new program began unexpected child-processes that took up a lot of space and valuable resources. In addition, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other programs and now monitors all other system activities.
Applications such as BachelorNights 10.3, Cricket 5.0, BeerWithBuddies 7.5, and Outings 3.6 no longer runs, crashing the system whenever selected. I can't seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run my favorite applications.
I'm thinking about going back to Girlfriend 5.0 , but the 'uninstall' doesn't work on Wife 1.0.
Please help!

Thanks,
"A Troubled User"

REPLY:
Dear Troubled User:


This is a very common problem that people complain about.
Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 5.0 to Wife 1.0, thinking that it is just a Utilities and Entertainment program.
Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and is designed by its Creator to run EVERYTHING!!! It is also impossible to delete Wife 1.0 and to return to Girlfriend 5.0. It is impossible to uninstall, or purge the program files from the system once installed. You cannot go back to Girlfriend 5.0 because Wife 1.0 is designed not to allow this. (Look in your Wife 1.0 Manual under Warnings-Alimony-Child Support) .
I recommend that you keep Wife1.0 and work on improving the environment. I suggest installing the background application "Yes Dear" to alleviate software augmentation.
The best course of action is to enter the command C:\APOLOGIZE because ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZE command before the system will return to normal anyway.

Wife 1.0 is a great program, but it tends to be very high maintenance. Wife 1.0 comes with several support programs, such as Clean 2.5, Sweep 3.0, Cook 1.5, and DoLaundry 4.2. However, be very careful how you use these programs. Improper use will cause the system to launch the program NagNag 9.5 . Once this happens, the only way to improve the performance of Wife 1.0 is to purchase additional software.
I recommend Sarees 2.1 and Jewellery 5.0
WARNING: DO NOT, under any circumstances, install SecretaryWithShortSkirt 3.3 . This application is not supported by Wife 1.0 and will cause irreversible damage to the operating system.

Best of luck,
Tech Support

FWD: Asha.

Genie

A husband takes his wife to play her first game of golf.

Of course, the wife promptly hacked her first shot right through thewindow of the biggest house adjacent to the course.

The husband cringed, "I warned you to be careful! Now we'll have to go up there, find the owner, apologize and see how much your lousy drive is going to cost us."

So the couple walked up to the house and knocked on the door.

A warm voice said, "Come on in."

When they opened the door they saw the damage that was done: glass was all over the place, and a broken antique bottle was lying on its side near the broken window.

A man reclining on the couch asked, "Are you the people that broke my window?"

"Uh...yeah, sir. We're sure sorry about that," the husband replied.

"Oh, no apology is necessary. Actually I want to thank you. You see, I'm a genie, and I've been trapped in that bottle for a thousand years. Now that you've released me, I'm allowed to grant three wishes. I'll Give you each one wish, but if you don't mind, I'll keep the last one for myself."

"Wow, that's great!" the husband said. He pondered a moment andblurted out, "I'd like a million dollars a year for! the rest of my life."

"No problem," said the genie. "You've got it, it's the least I can do. And I'll guarantee you a long, healthy life!" "And now you, young lady, what do you want?" the genie asked.

"I'd like to own a gorgeous home complete with servants in every country in the world," she said.

"Consider it done," the genie said. "And your homes will always be safe from fire, burglary and natural disasters!"

"And now," the couple asked in unison, "what's your wish, genie?"

" Well, since I've been trapped in that bottle and haven't been with a woman in more than a thousand years, my wish is to sleep with your wife."

The husband looked at his wife and said, "Gee, honey, you know we both now have a fortune, and all those houses. What do you think?"

She mulled it over for a few moments and said, "You know, you're right. Considering our good fortune, I guess I wouldn't mind, but what about you, honey?"

"You know I love you sweetheart," said the husband. "I'd do the same for you!"

So the genie and the woman went upstairs where they spent the rest of the afternoon enjoying each other. The genie was insatiable.

After about three hours of non-stop fun, the genie rolled over and looked directly into her eyes and asked, "How old are you and your husband?"

"Why, we're both 35," she responded breathlessly.

"Really?! Thirty-five years old and both of you still believe in genies?"

Forwarded by Sunil.

TRUST - Author Unknown

Years ago, I was enthralled as I listened to a pastor who for several years had faithfully served the church.

His executive responsibilities had taken him all over this country.

As he concluded his message, he told of one of the most frightening yet thought-provoking experiences of his life.

He had been on a long flight. The first warning of the approaching problem came when the sign on the airplane flashed on:

"Fasten your seat belts."

Then, after a while, a calm voice said, "We shall not be serving the beverages at this time as we are expecting a little turbulence.

Please be sure your seat belt is fastened.

"As he looked around the aircraft, it became obvious that many of the passengers were becoming apprehensive.

Later, the voice of the announcer said, "We are so sorry that we are unable to serve the meal at this time.

The turbulence is still ahead of us."

And then the storm broke. The ominous cracks of thunder could be heard even above the roar of the engines.

Lightning lit up the darkening skies, and within moments that great plane was like a cork tossed around on a celestial ocean.

One moment the airplane was lifted on terrific currents of air; the next, it dropped as if it were about to crash.

The pastor confessed that he shared the discomfort and fear of those around him. He said, "As I looked around the plane, I could see that nearly all the passengers were upset and alarmed.

Some were praying. The future seemed ominous and many were wondering if they would make it through the storm.

"And then, I suddenly saw a girl to whom the storm meant nothing. She had tucked her feet beneath her as she sat on her seat and was reading a book.

Everything within her small world was calm and orderly. Sometimes she closed her eyes, then she would read again; then she would straighten her legs, but worry and fear were not in her world.

When the plane was being buffeted by the terrible storm, when it lurched this way and that, as it rose and fell with frightening severity, when all the adults were scared half to death, that marvelous child was completely composed and unafraid.

"The minister could hardly believe his eyes. It was not surprising therefore, that when the plane finally reached its destination and all the passengers were hurrying to disembark, he lingered to speak to the girl whom he had watched for such a long time.

Having commented about the storm and behavior of the plane, he asked why she had not been afraid.

The sweet child replied, "Sir, my Dad is the pilot, and he is taking me home.

FWD by GLO

A son's letter to his dad

A father, passing by his son's bedroom, was astonished to see the bed
was nicely made and everything was picked up.

Then he saw an envelope propped up prominently on the center of the bed. It was addressed
"Dad".

With the worst premonition, he opened the envelope and read the letter with trembling hands:

Dear Dad,

It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elope with my new girlfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with mom and you. I've been finding real passion with Joan and she is so nice-even with all her piercing, tattoos and her tight Motorcycle clothes.

But it's not only the passion dad, she's pregnant and Joan said that we will be very happy. Even though you don't care for her as she is so much older than I, she already owns a trailer in the woodsand has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. She wants to have many more
children with me and that's now one of my dreams too.

Joan taught me that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone and we'll be growing it for us and trading it with her friends for all the cocaine and ecstasy we want. In the meantime, we'll pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so Joan can get better; she sure deserves it!!

Don't worry Dad, I'm 15 years old now and I know how to take care of myself. Someday I'm sure we'll be back to visit so you can get to know your grandchildren.

Your son,

John

PS: Dad, none of the above is true. I'm over at the neighbour's house. I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than my report card that's in my desk center drawer.

I love you! Call when it is safe for me to come home.


From: A forwarded message by Sujatha

Cartoooooooooooooons

Ever loving, Stranger

Siddarth was depressed and felt bad for what had happened that evening. It wasn't his fault, it wasn't hers either. It was nobody's fault. But everything happened in a jiffy and nobody had the time to stop and look back at those shattered hearts.

"Give up on Mansi? Whom are they kiddin? And what is it with Mansi? She left me just because I wanted both our parents to accept for the wedding," Siddarth was fuming.

He logged on to see if his best friend Tarun was online but to his disappointment, not a soul was online. He logged onto the city's lounge, a room that was flooding with people of all kinds.

He logged in with a nick 'Stolen Wings'. Siddarth wasn't too keen on chatting up with someone but decided to spend sometime in that chat room until Tarun logged in. He scrolled through the list of chatters and none of the nicks were appealing. He remained silent.

A private message popped.

Crescent says "ASL?"

"And how would that help you?" Siddarth was being cold.

There wasn't any response from Crescent.

It was very unlikely of him to react that way. He was always chatty and had many friends over the Internet but that day was not his day.

It was 10.00 pm and Diya was having her dinner with her family. But that day was special.

There were more people around and the house was filled with merriment.

"The stars, the moon, the galaxy, the astronomical plot of life, what not to ruin my preferences in life! Hell with horoscopes and those lucky stars. How can they decide on whom I should be spending the rest of my life with?" Diya mumbled as she ate.

"What?" her dad asked. She was silent and continued to eat.

That night, Diya logged on to the city's lounge with a nick 'Broken Wings'. She usually logged in with her name as her nick. That day she decided to remain discrete about herself but decided to reveal her strong emotions with her online friends.

Her regular buddies weren't around. She kept scrolling down the list of chatters until her eyes crossed on looking at the nick 'Stolen Wings'.

"So who stole your wings?" she messaged Siddarth.

Siddarth was surprised to see such a message.

"Quite a few. Btw, who broke your wings?"

"Quite a few!"

"Care to chat?"

"Sure. We can chat until you ask me out!"

"And what made you think that I would be calling you out?!

"She was embarrassed".

"Well, almost all the guys out here do. They speak very well initially and once you get comfortable with them, they invite you for coffee."

"Girls are no better. One nights aren't new in this room"

"Never mind. You still haven't answered my question. Who stole your wings?"

"My girl, Mansi. My parents and hers"

"Your girl didn't accept your proposal of love?"

"Nah. Our parents didn't accept our proposal of marriage"

"How did Mansi react?"

"She wants to marry me and does not care if our parents attend the wedding. But I think otherwise"

"That is bad. Can't you convince her?"

"Yeah I did, then she convinced me"

"Convinced you?"

"Yeah, kinda. Anyways, what about you? You owe me an explanation about your broken wings"

"I just got engaged this evening"

"Wowie, that is nice! Congratulations!"

"Thanks, but this is what broke my wings"

"So you in love with somebody else?"

"No. But I don't want an arranged marriage. I can't marry a stranger"

"But have you met a guy whom you could really spend your life with"

"Not really. But I do believe in destiny. I might not sit at home like the princess waiting for the prince to come to me and take me away in his horse. But I will wait for the moment of love"

"You sound sane but don't you think your parent's concern matters too?"

"We both have contradictory problems. You seem to be in love but feeling horrible to avoid your parents. But I'm single trying to evade arranged marriage"

Siddarth was disconnected from the Internet abruptly. He wasn't able to login again. Diya was waiting for him to login. She knew he would be trying to login as they had a good conversation and she didn't want to give up. Finally she too logged off and went to sleep.

Siddarth's mobile sang.

"Hello"

"Hi" It was Mansi.

"What happened to you Mansi? Why did you walk away with your parents? Couldn't you be patient enough? Couldn't you try convincing them?"

She was silent. He was silent. He could hear his favorite song Died in your arms tonight play at her end. And all she could hear at his end was the dying traffic on the road.

Nobody spoke. He kept listening to the song. Few more minutes and the song was over but they never spoke.They knew, although they never spoke, they had the best conversation ever. This time, it was a conversation of a kind.

One week later, Siddarth logged on to chat looking for Tarun and only then was he reminded about the girl he had chatted with. He didn't even know her name. He spotted her on his personal list."

"How are you doing?" he messaged her.

"Ok. How about you?"

"Ok"

Both knew something was wrong on either side.

"Care to share?" she asked.

"Share what?"

"What you have been carrying in your mind off late. You don't seem to be fine"

"You don't seem to be fine either"

"You want to meet up sometime?" she asked.

He was surprised.

"Going back to our first conversation, somebody said guys are always inviting!" he was cynical.

"LOL. You aren't one of them"

"You bet!"

"What say?"

"Tomorrow evening at 7.00?"

"Perfect. Coffee house at George Avenue"

"How would I identify you?"

"We will identify each other, don't worry"

It was 6.50 pm and Siddarth parked his car by the coffee pub. He wasn't tensed. Dating wasn't unusual for him or Mansi because they were blind dates initially. Love being blind too, the cupid had no option but to glue them together.

He walked into the shop and looked around. He took a table for two.

He kept looking out the glass window. Every girl who walked into the pub looked at him and he would give her a smile assuming her to be Diya.

But he would be embarrassed when they join other people in the pub. Finally Diya stepped in and Siddarth did not want to embarrass himself. He still kept looking out.

Diya was confused as there were two guys sitting alone at different tables. She didn't know whom to approach. She sat adjacent to Siddarth on a separate table. She was facing both the guys.

Siddarth and Diya kept eyeing each other but weren't sure if it was the right person. And to add more chaos, the other guy too was ogling at Diya.

After 10 minutes of cold water and cookies, a girl dropped in at the pub and joined the other guy. Diya was still unsure but decided to talk to Siddarth. They both stood up instantly at the same time.

"Oops! He is leaving. This is not that guy" she thought.

"Oops! She is leaving. It is not she" he thought.

Both sat down instantly, at the same time. Things were confirmed and they both smiled at each other. Siddarth walked over to her table and said

"I'm looking for the broken wings of a girl. Could youhelp me help her?"

"And I'm looking for a guy whose wings were stolen. Could you help me find it?"

"Hi, I'm Siddarth"

"Diya"

"Care for a walk?"

They walked out with no regrets of spending almost 20 to 30 minutes drinking only cold water and cookies in the coffee pub, both being free!

They began to walk down the lane, which was wet after the showers that evening.

"So what happened?" she asked.

"Ladies first"

"I'm getting married the day after tomorrow"

"What? Oh cool! So finally you convinced yourself for an arranged marriage eh?"

"My parents are ready to get me married but I'm not."

"So, you going to kill yourself and prove that your wishes matter the most?"

"I'm no coward to do that. It is my life and I will live it to the fullest"

"Then, you gonna run away? That would be so cool"

"You are totally impossible! Has anybody told you that?

"I know it myself" he laughed.

"So what happened to Mansi? You guys got back together?"

"No. She has promised to herself that she would never to get back to me. I miss her truly. I still wish I should wait for my parents to arrange it"

"Don't be a fool. There is this lady who wants to live with you forever and here you are standing at the doors of your parents"

"But I want it to be arranged. I want all those happy faces in my wedding wishing me good luck. Old people, our uncles and aunts, cousins, and children. It would be an event of a lifetime. Dance, music, and the mayhem of an evening. Wow, it would be awesome"

Diya saw his face brighten as he told that."But more than these people, it is the girl you are going to marry is important at the end of the day. Will you both be happy?"

"That is the whole point. If this is going to be an arranged marriage, folks around us are happy and we both are equally happy. It would be some kind of accomplishment.

"Diya was silent."So did you speak to your fiancé?" he asked Diya.

"He called me a couple of times and I acted busy. Didn't feel like"

"You must have taken a chance. Maybe you would have liked him. Maybe there wouldn't be a chance for you to worry further"

"Maybe. But it scares me. Put on a stranger's ring. Go to bed with him that night and wake up to see a different tomorrow. A tomorrow when I'm totally somebody else's. It really scares me"

"Maybe you can wake up in his arms and feel that you never need another day, coz you got all it takes to be in love" he smiled.

"That was a beautiful thought, as beautiful as your mind" she said.

"Thanks. But trust me, you might just have the perfect wedding" He affirmed.

"Makes me feel better. I think even you need to reconsider your decision. What if your parents are okay with you guys after your wedding? What if they regret for not having a mega wedding celebration for their kids? What if they even go ahead to throw the party of the year for their kids later."

"Aren't we using too many 'maybe' and 'what if'?" he interrupted.

"Life is just a guessing game!"

There was silence for a while.

They almost reached the beach.

"So what are you thinking?" he asked.

"Thinking about you", she said and looked at him.

He looked at her, into her eyes.

"What if I held you close and said, 'love, will you marry me?'" Siddarth asked.

She wasn't moved.

"I would throw myself into this sea and end my life"

They broke out laughing. Yet there was something floating in the air.

"What have you decided?" she asked.

"I think I'll marry her even if our parents don't accept" he said.

"That's nice. Thank you for hearing to my words"

"Can I ask you something?"

"You want to marry me also?" she laughed.

"Well, I don't mind! But something else"

"Yeah?"

"What do you think about me?"

"You are a nice and genuine guy. That is all I can say as of now"

"Thanks. We know each other for hardly few hours now.And you even confided in a stranger like me. And you even advised me for my life. So why don't you take a chance and meet this stranger-fiancé of yours?"

She was silent.

One week later…

Diya looked at herself in the mirror. She wore a red saree and was adorned with glittering jewels.

"Don't I look good?" she asked herself.

"You do", she heard a voice. She saw Siddarth in the mirror. But it was just an illusion. She walked down the stairs. Her parents were excited to see her dressed like that.

"Dad, I'm ready for the wedding.

"Emotions were set on fire and the whole house turned into a party zone. Diya was happy to see the entire family rejoice her decision.

That night she logged in to see if Siddarth was online. She knew it would be awkward to speak, but she knew that he was the one who convinced her.

He was online. She got his mobile number and called him.

"Hi" she said.

"Howdy "

Fine. I just turned my house in a party zone by accepting for the wedding. It is on Sunday"

"That is great news. I'm happy for you"

"What is the news on your side?"

"Mansi and I are also getting married this Sunday. Our parents know it, but they are not going to make it."

"That is bad. I wish I made it to your wedding"

He did not respond.

"No. But…"

"It just takes a moment… an uninvited moment to make a stranger a friend or someone special for a lifetime"

"True. Don't you wish we had never met each other?"

"Not really. You are a nice guy. That kiss would have changed my life forever. But I know, Mansi is waiting for you and you never will be mine. I got to be faithful to reality!"

"Beats me blue. I simply am disturbed. I feel guilty for betraying Mansi, and damaging our friendship"

"Our friendship? There was never an 'our' between us."We were strangers, meant to be the same always. So don't you have any further thoughts." Diya sounded rude.

"I know. You have a great life ahead."

"You too. My best regards to Mansi"

That Sunday…....................

Siddarth's and Mansi's parents threw them a surprise by inviting all their relatives for the wedding and they had set a wedding hall with much fanfare. Siddarth was moved.

Diya went around the holy yagna with her lifetime friend, her husband.

That night, Siddarth and Mansi were unpacking the gifts. There was bouquet and a tiny gift box. Siddarth unpacked it. It was a crystal doll. It was a small boy with wings, sitting on a crescent. The tag read "Stolen Wings Restored. Ever loving, Stranger"

Diya too had a gift to unpack. It was a small girl sitting on a swing. She had wings and one of it hadsome marks on it. The tag read "Broken Wing Restored. Ever loving, Stranger"

By Annamalai

Taj Mahal

This is one of the best pictures of Taj Mahal, I've got.

Do What Heart Says . . .

Horror gripped the heart of a World War-I soldier, as he saw his lifelong friend fall in battle. The soldier asked his Lieutenant if he could go out to bring his fallen comrade back.

"You can go," said the Lieutenant, "but don't think it will be worth it. Your friend is probably dead and you may throw your life away.."

The Lieutenant's words didn't matter, and the soldier went anyway. Miraculously, he managed to reach his friend, hoisted him onto his shoulder and brought him back to their company's trench.

The officer checked the wounded soldier , then looked kindly at his friend. "I told you it wouldn't be worth it..," he said. "Your friend is dead and you are mortally wounded.."

"It was worth it, Sir," said the soldier..

"What do you mean by worth it?" responded the Lieutenant. " Your friend is dead."

"Yes Sir," the soldier answered, " but it was worth it because when I got to him,he was still alive and I had the satisfaction of hearing him say...." Jim...I knew you'd come..."

Many times in life, whether a thing is worth doing or not, really depends on how u look at it.

Take up all your courage and do something your heart tells you to do so that you may not regret not doing it later in your life .........

When Sun and Moon meet at a point.

The photograph was taken by the crew on board the Columbia during its last mission, on a cloudless day.

The picture is of Europe and Africa when the sun is setting. Half of the picture is in night. The bright dots are the cities' lights.

The top part of Africa is the Sahara Desert.

The lights are already on in Holland, Paris, and Barcelona, and it's still daylight in Dublin, London, Lisbon, and Madrid.

The sun is still shining on the Strait of Gibraltar. The Mediterranean Sea is already in darkness.

In the middle of the Atlantic Ocean is the Azores Islands; below them to the right are the Madeira Islands ; a bit below are the Canary Islands; and further South, close to the farthest western point of Africa , are the Cape Verde Islands.

The Sahara is huge and can be seen clearly both during day time and night time.

To the left, on top, is Greenland, totally frozen.

Legend From Turkey.

Once upon a time in Marmaris, somewhere in the southern coast of Turkey,a fisherman and the daughter of a King fell in love. However, like all of us know, the love between a fisherman and a princess simply would not get the blessings of her father. Because of this, they would meet secretly at nights. But the old King soon learnt about his daughter's nocturnal trysts. One night, he asked his soldiers to follow her. The soldiers returned and informed the King that every night the princess would leave the palace and go to a small bay out of town. She would signal to the fisherman at the other end of the bay by flashing a light and he would come to that light to find her. The King then ordered his soldiers to set a trap. They followed the princess,caught her and flashed a light to entice the fisherman. The princess managed to escape from the soldiers and ran as fast as she could to warn her lover. She realised though that it would not be possible to reach the fisherman if she were to run along the beach, so she thought she would swim. A miracle happened. Wherever she stepped into the sea, the water turned into sand; and the sand turned back into water whenever the soldiers followed her. But, as she was reaching her lover, a soldier's arrow meant for the fisherman struck her, killing her instantly. The people of Marmaris say that when the blood of the princess got mixed with the sea water, it changed the colour of the sand.

Love

He met her at a party.

She was so outstanding,

many guys chasing after her,

while he was so normal,

nobody paid attention to him.

At the end of the party, he

invited her to have coffee with him,

she was surprised,

but being polite, she agreed.

They sat in a nice coffee shop,

he was too nervous to say anything,

she felt uncomfortable,

she thought, please, let me go home..

suddenly he asked the waiter:

"would you please give me some salt?

I'd like to put it in my coffee."

Everybody stared at him, so strange!

His face turned red,

but, still, he put the salt in his coffee and drank it.

She asked him curiously:

why do you have this fetish?

He replied: "when I was a little boy,

I lived near the sea, I liked playing in the sea,

I could feel the taste of the sea ,

just like the taste of the salty coffee.

Now every time I have the salty coffee,

I always think of my childhood, think of my hometown,

I miss my hometown so much,

I miss my parents who still live there".

While saying that tears filled his eyes.

She was deeply touched.

That's his true feeling, from the bottom of his heart.

A man who can tell out his homesickness,

he must be a man who loves home,

cares about home, has responsibility of home..

Then she also started to speak,

spoke about her faraway hometown,

her childhood, her family.
That was a really nice talk,

also a beautiful beginning of their story.

They continued to date.

She found that actually he was a man

who meets all her demands;

he had tolerance, was kind hearted, warm, careful.

He was such a good person

but she almost missed him!

Thanks to his salty coffee!

Then the story was just like every beautiful love story,

the princess married to the prince,

then they were living the happy life...

And, every time she made coffee for him,

she put some salt in the coffee,

as she knew that's the way he liked it.

After 40 years, he passed away,

left her a letter which said: "My dearest,

please forgive me, forgive my whole life lie.

This was the only lie I said to you--- the salty coffee.

Remember the first time we dated?

I was so nervous at that time,

actually I wanted some sugar,

but I said salt It was hard for me to change

so I just went ahead.

I never thought that could be the start of our communication!

I tried to tell you the truth many times in my life,

but I was too afraid to do that,

as I had promised not to lie to you for anything..

Now I'm dying, I'm afraid of nothing so I tell you the truth:

I don't like the salty coffee, what a strange bad taste..

But I have had the salty coffee for my whole life!

Since I knew you, I never feel sorry for anything I do for you.

Having you with me is my biggest happiness for my whole life.
If I can live for the second time,

still want to know you and have you for my whole life,

even though I have to drink the salty coffee again".
Her tears made the letter totally wet.

Someday, someone asked her:

what's the taste of salty coffee?

It's sweet. She replied.

Love is not 2 forget

but 2 forgive

not 2 c but understand

not 2 hear but 2 listen

not 2 let go but HOLD ON !!!!

Love begins with a smile,

grows with a kiss and ends with a tear.

What makes a person so rich?

Some say money and some say health,

but for me it is friendship,

that carries insurmountable wealth.

Margaret.

Kids R Smart

A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.

The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human

because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small.

The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.

Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human;

it was physically impossible. The little girl said,

"When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah".

The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?"

The little girl replied, "Then you ask him".

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The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch.

At the head of the table was a large pile of apples.

The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray:

"Take only ONE. God is watching."

Moving further along the lunch line,

at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies.

A child had written a note, "Take all you want. God is watching the apples".

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Wives are always smarter than their hubbies.....

A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word.
An earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of them wanted
to concede their position.
As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs, the husband asked
sarcastically, "Relatives of yours?"
Yep," the wife replied, "in-laws."
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A man said to his wife one day, "I don't know how you can be so stupid
and so beautiful all at the same time."
The wife responded, "Allow me to explain. God made me beautiful so you
would be attracted to me; God made me stupid so
I would be attracted to you!
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Husband and wife were in the midst of a violent quarrel, and hubby was
losing his temper. "Be careful," he said to his wife.
"You will bring out the animal in me." ...
"So what?" his wife shot back. "Who is afraid of a mouse?"

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